Dear Followers (most of whom will not read this):
I have been stuck on the island of Friche, France, where I was almost killed by an ancient god named Dagon. That is why I have not been posting lately. Also, my book of quotes was absconded from my person by vicious Nazis. As soon as I find it, I will post all my fun facts and quotes.
I have not been entirely unproductive. I have begun to write my backstory, as has Povlo. Perhaps if I ask nicely, he will allow me to post it. That is, of course, if I don’t whacked on the head with a bottle first. lol.
Also, I should mention that I am catching on to the slang of this Internet. I learned fun terms like, lol, lmao, wtf, and gtfo. I believe the latter is most often preceded by “tits or,” but I still have not fully decipher this meaning.
In the mean time, Marcell has introduced us to the wonderful game of Shadow Run. Please follow our adventures at shadowrunlasvegas.tumblr.com. I am the half-African, half-Asian dwarf. In this game, however, I can use real magic. I am most pleased to learn real magic, after Schadel insulted my limited knowledge.
Please excuse my absense thusly.